"Prayer is your personal key to heaven and the lock is on your side of the veil." - Boyd K. Packer
"I'm going to go read my scriptures and say goodnight to Heavenly Father." - Nate Buttars
"Love is like a gift." - Christian (in my first grade class)
"Joy is your birthright." - Mary Lee Roberts, M.S.
Favorite Picture of the Moment
Susannah floating on the Dead Sea
First Grade Funnies
November 16, 2009
I was on lunch duty and saw some sort of a scuffle at the end of the lunch line. I headed that way and this is what happened:
Me: What's going on back here?
Colby: Daniel punched me in the nuts 4 times.
Me: What?!??!
Daniel: No, I punched him in the nuts 3 times!
February 6, 2009 While painting and decorating pet rocks that we had just finished measuring, describing, weighing, etc. One of the boys in my class said that he was making his rock into Goldilocks.
Me: Goldilocks? Jonathan: Yeah, see? It only has one eye! Me: You mean Cyclops? Jonathan: Yes! January ?, 2009 Paul just walked up to me the other day in class and said, "Ms. Bushman, if you play Bakugan with me, you're going down." January 28, 2009 I had another "lunch bunch" with a couple of boys in my class today. I asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. Here are their replies:
Ty: I want to be a drummer. Justin: I want to be a butt model!
September 5, 2008 We were having show and tell and Christian was telling about his teddy bear.
Natalie: Is it made in China? Christian: Where else would I get it? In Mexico or Mexican? May 21, 2008 This little exchange occurred at recess as I was monitoring the playground. I came up on a few of my boys who just looked at me like they'd been up to something:
Me: You guys looks guilty. Boys: (Smiles) Me: Have you been up to something naughty? James: I haven't been guilty since we came out to recess! Nima: I haven't been guilty since I made lemonade, and that's not guilty!
May 8, 2008 This conversation happened during a "lunch bunch" with some of that same group of boys above. They were eating with me in my classroom.
William: I saw this movie last night where this giant ant killed this kid's parents. James: Better them than me! William: Better my sister than me!
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